Posts Tagged ‘Jesus’

We Don’t Want Jesus On The Jury!

From the “WTF?!” department, officials in Birmingham, Alabama had to send a potential juror home because they described her as disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.  The former Dorothy Lola Killingworth, 59, who has legally changed her name to Jesus Christ, was called to the courtroom of Judge Clyde Jones to serve [...]

Holy Shit!

Thanks to Chappy over at An Apostate’s Chapel for helping to make the decision which story to post next.
Alright, I’ve written about many cases of Jesus showing up in the oddest places, but this might be the oddest of all.  According to a woman in Las Vegas has found Jesus… on her toilet.  Yes, that’s [...]

Iron Your Way to Salvation!

Jesus keeps showing up in the strangest places, this time on some woman’s iron!  Mary Jo Coady of Methuen, Massachusetts, had a miracle when she was carrying laundry.  She looked down at her iron, saw a random black smudge and declared it to be a religious experience!
No Mary Jo, you had a smudge and a [...]

Sit on His face and tell him that you love Him!

From the “they’ll see Jesus in anything” files comes this story about a seat cushion in a church on the island of Reunion.
Church officials have slowed the rush of viewers to a trickle by limiting the viewing to a mere few minutes per day.  Allowing unrestricted access had brought the traffic in the area surrounding [...]

He’s Everywhere! He’s Everywhere!

Look, it’s a whole expose on all the crazy Christian Jesus-fanatics!
You people are all fucking nuts.  Deal with it.

Jesus Just Wanted to Buy a Car!

In Dade County, Florida, Jesus has made yet another appearance.  Apparently, Jesus was out looking for a Ford.  According to some, this door at the Jarrett Lincoln Ford dealership shows an image of Jesus, or maybe the Shroud of Turin.
A media saleswoman, Ann Licate, said the image looked like Sasquatch.
The man currently in the office, [...]


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