Posts Tagged ‘Virgin Mary’

Blessed Mary, Full of Syrup

It’s amazing the crazy stuff Catholics will see in their breakfast foods and apparently, the Virgin Mary is on top of their list.  Yes, she’s made another appearance, this time on a pancake in Glendale, Arizona.  Bianca Lopez decided to make pancakes on the day after Thanksgiving because they were quick and easy, but the [...]

They Blinded Me With… the Sun!

Maybe this is a case of people getting what they deserve.  Recently in Ireland, doctors have reported a distinct increase in eye injuries caused by staring directly at the sun.  Now most of us have been taught from childhood never to do that, I would assume that these individuals have had the same instruction, so [...]

Virgin Mary or crap, you decide

The Virgin Mary shows up in all the strangest places.  Between her and her illegitimate son, they show up on food, on windows, on griddles, as ice sculptures, you name it, but this is the first time she’s shown up as crap.
Yes, you heard me.  Bird crap.
Salvador Pachuca of Bryan, TX, who had just returned [...]

Holy Mary on a Griddle!

Let’s check in on the latest miraculous appearances of that roving band of demi-gods with too much time on their hands, the crazy Catholic saints and the mother of all madcap manifestations, the perpetual Virgin Mary.  This time, she apparently got the munchies so she showed up on a griddle at a Las Palmas restaurant [...]

He’s Everywhere! He’s Everywhere!

Look, it’s a whole expose on all the crazy Christian Jesus-fanatics!
You people are all fucking nuts.  Deal with it.

Frigid Virgin Mary!

Oh look, more religious delusions.
This time, we have the story of Lionel Gonzalez who reportedly  found a piece of ice hanging near the trailer hitch of his mobile home.  Wow, it looks just like the Virgin Mary.
No Lionel, it’s a hunk of ice and you’re delusional.  “It’s a blessing. It could just be a sign [...]


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