Posts Tagged ‘Florida’

Kill him fast so he can be buried with his victims!

A man in Florida has admitted to reporters that he is indeed guilty of murdering his entire family, including his wife and five children.  Why did he admit it?  He wants the state to hurry up and execute him so he can be buried alongside his dead family this weekend!
Mesac Damas was captured in Haiti [...]

Smile, Jesus Loves You! Florida, on the other hand…

We shouldn’t be all that surprised, considering the number of really stupid stories we get out of Florida.  It’s got to be something in the water.  Now we’ve got churches against churches and that’s always good for a laugh.
About 125 people gathered outside of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, to protest the [...]

At Least the Antichrist is Dead Now

A mother in Orlando, Florida, who was convinced she was the antichrist, has shot and killed her son at a shooting range before turning the gun on herself.  In a rambling audio recording that she made for her boyfriend and police, Maria Moore, 44, explained “I had to send my son to heaven and myself [...]

More Christians with an Overactive Imagination Ahoy!

Oh look, more ridiculous Christians seeing religious images in the most mundane things. Not like we’re surprised, this kind of thing has been going on for centuries and I guess we shouldn’t be more surprised that this happened in Orlando, Florida, home of religious whackjobs.
“There was just a whole bunch of people putting their [...]

Can We Have Another State to Pick On Please?

Maybe all of the really stupid religious people on the planet suddenly moved to Florida and nobody noticed, but they’re at it again.
Substitute teacher Jim Piculas was told that he’d no longer be receiving assignments. Why? Was he a bad teacher? Was he molesting students? Was his class getting bad scores?
No, [...]

Some Good News from Florida

Two pieces of good news regarding the recent news stories in Florida.
First, it’s official.  Florida’s “academic freedom” bills are dead as a doornail.  House Bill 1483 and Senate Bill 2692 which would have functionally allowed teachers to introduce creationism into the classroom have both gone down in utter defeat.  Now we just need to worry [...]


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