Stop me if you’ve heard this, but of course we all have, those Muslim assholes at ISIS are at it again, this time whacking the heads off of Coptic Christian hostages. The video, released by ISIS, showed 21 men in orange jumpsuits walked out onto a beach in Libya where they were all beheaded until the sea ran red. Such fun people these ISIS terrorists are, aren’t they?
They are led by an American, dubbed “Jihadi John” by the media, who reads the following statement to the camera: “All crusaders: safety for you will be only wishes, especially if you are fighting us all together. Therefore we will fight you all together. The sea you have hidden Sheikh Osama bin Laden’s body in, we swear to Allah we will mix it with your blood.” Once they are done chopping off all of the heads, John points north and says “We will conquer Rome, by Allah’s permission.”
Of course, we have no idea why they chose to execute Coptic Christians who are almost all Egyptian when it wasn’t Egypt that took down that bastard Osama bin Laden, but hey, these people believe in imaginary friends, they aren’t that smart. I also have no idea why conquering Rome is a big deal since the head of the Coptic Orthodox Church, to which these men almost certainly belonged, is in Alexandria. Again, not too smart. See, if these people were concerned with Rome, maybe they could go capture some pedophile priests and take them out. They’d probably get a trophy.
And no, for you crazy liberals who are loathe to believe that ISIS is a religious organization, our pal John is quite clear why they are doing this. It is a religious fight. These are religious targets. They have religious goals. How long is it going to take to get this through your stupid liberal heads?
So there you have it, yet another example of religious horrors for Horror Show Sunday. Will they ever stop? Not until someone stops them, but nobody wants to stop them because we’re terrified of offending their delicate Muslim sensibilities. Apparently the Muslims aren’t offended by hacking people’s heads from their bodies on the beach.