There’s apparently a big bruhaha going on over a Subway commercial where women are told to stop eating burgers and presumably eat Subway so that they’ll fit into sexy Halloween costumes. There are women out there whining about how sexist it is that they’re expected to wear sexy costumes! How dare anyone suggest that! Well, nobody is suggesting it, they’re simply acknowledging the reality, that there are an awful lot of sexy costumes out there that women choose, yes CHOOSE, of their own free will, to put on. Nobody is holding a gun to their head and forcing them to wear these costumes, in fact, nobody really gives a damn if you wear a costume at all. You make that decision for yourself and now you’re whining about it?
Holy shit, what is wrong with you women? Is the very existence of a costume reason for you to bitch and whine that someone ought to stop it because you don’t like it? Grow the fuck up! Seriously, this is just another stupid feminist nonsensical cause to get riled up about. Wear what you want. Wear a bag over your head, it can only help some of you. Just shut the fuck up about ridiculous invented controversies that mean absolutely nothing.
The more that I see feminists complain about stupid stuff, the more that I see them want to boycott and control the language, the more laughable they are. Do these people ever stop to think how pathetic their antics make them look? Why is anyone going to feel sorry for these poor women who are convinced they are being forced at knife-point to put on a slutty Cinderella costume and parade around with their tits hanging out, especially when nothing of the sort is going on? If you don’t want to wear it, guess what? You don’t have to wear it! Get over yourself!
So here’s the “offending” Subway commercial. I’m sure you’ll agree that there’s nothing whatsoever wrong with it, except in the tiny little liberal heads of uber-feminist idiots who think everyone ought to do what they’re told and pretend that there’s a vast male conspiracy to make them look like a slut. Most of these women dress that way anyhow, what are they complaining about?
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to Subway.