Horror Show Sunday: Having Jesus on Your Side

PaulinoEmmanuel Paulino was arrested in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, charged with a particularly heinous and violent rape, as well as an assault on the police officer who arrested him.  According to the court records, the victim, who has not been identified, agreed to spend the evening with Paulino and after the pair took an excessive amount of the street drug called “Molly”, or MDMA, Paulino “freaked out” and forcibly shoved his fist up the woman’s anus and pulled something out.  It is unclear exactly what that was but I’m sure it can’t be too hard to figure out.  The police were called after the woman’s children found her in a fetal position on the floor, bleeding heavily.

Paulino was arrested, although he “head butted” the officer who tried to take him into custody, and is charged with a variety of felonies including  aggravated assault, aggravated indecent assault, rape, involuntary deviant sexual intercourse and sexual assault.  Of course, none of this bothers Paulino.  Why?  Because he claims to have Jesus on his side!

Now I’m not saying that Jesus made him do it, I’m sure it was the drugs and neither he nor his pseudo-girlfriend were thinking rationally at the time, but to think that somehow Jesus is going to get you out of jail free shows an entirely delusional mentality.  It makes me wonder what other insanity is going on in that pin head of his.  After all, if you believe in an imaginary man in the sky, I guess it’s not wonder you’re taking drugs and raping women. The religious have been getting away with that for a long time.

I have a feeling that Paulino is going to go away for a long, long, long time and even Jesus won’t be able to get him out.  Good riddance to bad rubbish and yet another entry into Horror Show Sunday.


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