I’ve written many times on the utter failure of accomodationism and the pure idiocy behind defending anything simply for the purpose of defending it. Accomodationsts, even atheist accomodationists, don’t want anyone to feel bad, therefore they justify even the most absurd claims with a variety of silly explanations, simply to avoid disappointment among the believers of idiotic things.
In a recent forum thread, someone posed the question: “How can the Bible be wrong, why would God lie to us?” I answered, pointing out that this presupposes the existence of a God in the first place, something for which we simply have no evidence. It would be like saying “the Harry Potter books must be perfect, why would Voldemort lie to us?” Yes, I know, ignore the fact that Voldemort and God don’t line up very well in their respective mythologies, I think it still makes a valid point. Both God and Voldemort are mythical creations. Neither can “lie” to anyone, outside of the contexts of their particular literary works. It’s a nonsensical question to begin with.
But don’t tell the accomodationists that. Immediately one jumped up and started making all sorts of claims about the anthropological value of the Bible, the mythological value of the Bible, some of the historical value of the Bible, etc. I pointed out to him that none of those had anything whatsoever to do with the original question, the one we were all in the thread to discuss. While indeed the Bible might have literary and anthropological value, that doesn’t change the fact that it’s largely a book of mythology, with characters that almost certainly never lived as described and a main supernatural force that’s certainly imaginary. In fact, he even agreed that people who take the Bible literally are out of their gourds, yet he couldn’t stop claiming that it must have some value, therefore we couldn’t dare make anyone who believed it feel bad.
Of course we can, and we should. Not because they believe it, but because it’s blatantly false. Accomodationists are so desperate to find excuses that they forget that there’s such a thing as reality. They want everyone to inhabit a world that’s tailor-made for their own personal happiness, even if everything around them is a fantasy. I have never and will never buy that. Believe what is actually true and if that makes you unhappy, deal with it. Better yet, grow the hell up and realize that reality isn’t here for your pleasure. I think that is something that a lot of modern-day people simply don’t get. They’re so used to getting everything they want, it’s getting to the point where being happy is seen as a civil right. How dare anyone ever do anything that makes you sad! Reality ought to conform to your wishes!
But to get back to accomodationism, what’s the point? Some accomodationists claim that they simply see a way for religion and science to coexist. Yes, they can, although not peacefully, except in the case of the most liberal of theologies. Fundamentalist religions have already proven they are completely incapable of coexisting in the real world. Creationism in schools? Opposition to gay marriage? Flying planes into buildings? Killing bloggers? Surely not even the most clueless accomodationist would think that these people can coexist with secular society. The only case that can be made are for ultra-liberal theists, the “cafeterian Christians” who are juts paying religion lip service in the first place, and these people are, by and large, atheists who just don’t know it yet. They’re social theists, people who don’t really buy into it, they just pretend to believe because they think their sainted grandmother would want them to.
On the other side, a lot of accomodationists think that religion, while not true, can have some value or redeeming qualities in the modern world. Name one. Come up with one redeeming quality that’s not coddling an immature and clueless believer, that’s not keeping the crazy religious borderline sociopaths in line, etc. In other words, come up with a single value that cannot be achieved, as well or better, using wholly secular means. I don’t think it can be done, so that’s not a valid reason. In fact, I think that the reason some people are accomodationists is they lack the balls to stand up against the overwhelming tide of theism in the world today. No, religion isn’t going away any time soon, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t oppose it at every turn. Murder isn’t going to go away either, does that mean we ought to coddle murderers and make them feel good about what they do? The idea is absurd on it’s face.
I really wish that accomodationists would stop making excuses for people to believe ridiculous things. Whether theists are happy or sad is irrelevant. The only thing that matters is whether they are factually correct and I think that the vast majority of my readers would agree that they simply are not. As such, they and their beliefs ought to be opposed, the only valid goal any of us ought to have in this debate is who is right and who is wrong.
And they’re not.