Iron Your Way to Salvation!
Jesus keeps showing up in the strangest places, this time on some woman’s iron! Mary Jo Coady of Methuen, Massachusetts, had a miracle when she was carrying laundry. She looked down at her iron, saw a random black smudge and declared it to be a religious experience!
No Mary Jo, you had a smudge and a good imagination.
But isn’t that how it always happens? Religious zealot sees something that their faith-crazy mind can twist into religious significance and suddenly, it shows up on the news! Wow! Irons, toast, brain scans, bird crap, you name it, the Holy Family shows up everywhere because these theist retards don’t stop to think about what it is they’re seeing.
Oh, I can already hear people saying I ought to have sympathy for her, she’s undergone a recent tragedy and it makes her feel better. So what? Ice cream can make you feel better, it doesn’t make it a religious expeience. I might even give Mary Jo a pass, seeing as her emotional state is a mess at the moment and chalk it up to delusional wishful thinking, but the other people who will undoubtedly flock to see the Miracle Iron, forget it. They don’t deserve any respect, they have no excuses for thinking his black crap is a picture of Jesus, they’re just out of their ever-loving gourds.
Here’s an interview with Mary Jo and honestly, she doesn’t sound all that rational to me. Maybe the reason her husband left her is because she’s a religious nutball. Besides, is it too hard to pick up the room a little or make the bed before the news cameras show up?
So, as I’m sure you’re already wondering, when is this going to show up on eBay? It’s amazing how these supposed mircles always have a monetary value. I found Jesus, he was hiding on my household appliance and now you can buy him! Cash or credit card only, please!
2 Comments to “Iron Your Way to Salvation!”
Huh. Looks like JC's hair is thinning out on the top. I guess even God's son isn't immune from male pattern baldness.
Here's one with Mary on a batter blaster pancake —
http://www.azfamily.com/video/featured-videos/Our...
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